reblog this to be considered as a member of club cool, a secret club which will be home to only the coolest of bloggers, you know you want in.
you dont have to be following anyone, thats a waste of time
the members of this group will never be revealed to you, unless you become one of them
you will be messaged if you are chosen
bye for now
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg
they did the do
when people get married and go on a honeymoon
they’re doing the do
when people announce they’re trying for a baby
they’re doing the do a lot
when people drink mountain dew
they did the dew
“You need a job”
“You need an education”
“You need to get married”
“You need to have children”
“You need to be rich”
i think i have to pick up where he left offShopping with people, buying things
the family discount
dad’s on a shopping trip
and he hasn’t been home for a few hours
DON’T RUIN YOUR BODY WITH EVIL TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AND HAIR DYE!!! WE MUST FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF OUR ANCESTOTRS PRESERVE YOUR NATURAL FORM, GO MONTHS WITHOUT BATHING, SACRIFICE FARM ANIMALS TO THE GODS
